Thursday, March 3, 2022

Comments

UPDATE:I've enabled comments again!

The Bad News

This blog is not Googleable, so it's only intended for people I know. I've had a tiny issue where somehow a spammer "robot" found it and I've had to clean up spam messages the last few days. (once per day). Since I don't use it often having to do that each day is "too much" upkeep, so I've disabled comments. Since you all know me, you can give feedback to me directly. 

Use of the term "robot" 

We call programs that do stuff online automatically "crawls", "robots", "bots" and "spiders".


The Future Of Comments 

They will remain off until I feel I need them again and then the problem will be reexamined at that time. 


Freind of Freinds

They may be instances in which I allow people who I don't me personally to read my blog, in that case, if you want to give feedback, please contact the person who told you about it.


How did the 'robot' find it? 

I imagine I accidentally put the blog URL somewhere the robot could find it. It could have also found, 'http://jamiemarchant.ca/' which is googleable and tried https://blog.jamiemarchant.ca/. This is the first time anybody has done this, so it indicates that "robots" are getting "smarter"(better programmed). 

Feedback 

I am open to feedback but not here, email, call me, message me on Facebook, etc. 

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Virtual Play Idea

Here is a cool idea I had for a Virtual Play:


About this.

Firstly, I repeat what I said in my Facebook post. Please don't comment on the pandemic, I find the topic greatly disturbing. Please also don't talk about how well or poorly theater groups are doing.


This gives you what my idea is but the script, actor, and execution of the project are up to any readers who wish to take it on. I would appreciate being created as "based on an idea by". 


The Most Important part - this is NOT a 'pandemic thing' but a thing you're allowed to do in the pandemic. 

Rather than emulate what we would do in person or pretend people are in the same room, the format would take advantage of being Virtual, in fact, it would be at its core! Therefore it would be fun to watch regardless of the pandemic! 

The Idea 

It's the distant future(like 2388) and something has gone wrong in the time stream. History may have been altered! The Temporal Police Commissioner is checking in on his agents in different time zones. It's like the agents are all roaming reporters. Everyone has the same perspective, like at a  teleconference and the audience has been invited to sit in on it. 

Actors requirements 

Actors(or actresses) will need a good mic and webcam. Most actors would need a system that meets the Zoom Virtual Background System Requirements. That means they need a recent(like 5 years or newer) desktop or laptop. A smartphone(any age) is also useful for at least some of the actors. (See the sound effect section for more details about that). One, of course, needs a stable internet connection, a wired connection is recommended. 

Audience Requirements 

Just normal Zoom will do. Headphones would help.

Story 

As I said it's a time travel story. It's also a long(1.5 hours?) temporal teleconference. The commissioner would ask an agent a question i.e. "What have you found in 1482?" and the agent would respond. 


Of course like a real teleconference agents can talk out of turn or at the same time. Like a real teleconference, talking over each other would be very confusing. This would all be scripted of course.


While the commissioner is talking to one of the against, the others currently on the call would react as one would at a real teleconference. Rolling eyes in boredom, swatting at flies not visible to the audience(accompanied by appropriate sound effects), etc. 


Script 

I have not written one and don't feel like it(maybe if they is a lot of interest), that's up to you!

Virtual Bakdrops 

This would be the ideal way of making people look like they are back in time but props could also be used and if nothing else people would have gone back in time to around our time(please avoid the pandemic, people don't want to think about that). It would seem strange if everyone was in our time, one or 2 people would be fine, so before announcing "we are doing a play with time travel" find some actors and see if the Virtual Backgrounds work for them. If they don't work 100% of the time say "They is a temporal shift and other times are bleeding in"(see technical issues section for more info) 


Customs 

You ever noticed how you can't see much of people Virtual other than their face and a bit of their front? Well, I have! Costumes would therefore take advantage of this and mainly consist of hats. If people have the correct setup, they could be farther from the cammra and show off a cool costume. They would be in discize of whatever timezone they're in. If needed they could be dropped off at people's homes and left for a while before being used. You could also write the play as "Why aren't you in your disaces" and the female againt says "Because corsets are SOOOO uncomfortable but don't worry I am out of site" 


Sound effects 

The director would play sound effects by Sharing Audio. Altativly the agents could discretely use their smartphones to play them. Then discretely move the phones closer to their mike to make it sound like say a T-rex is approaching.


Technical Issues 

Most technical issues would be part of the play. The commissioner would improvise an in-universe explanation for what's going on. For example, if someone's video is frozen but the audio works, the commissioner would say "It looks like a Temporal Storm has interrupted your video signal". If the commissioner is not good at improvising, common issues and responses could be memorized. This will keep the audience immersed. Even if someone is disconnected, it would be because of a "Temporal Inversion Wave".

If someone has extreme problems i.e. is gone for a long time the director(who would be on the call), would step in and try and sort things out. In these extreme cases, they would be allowed to break character.

Having said that, reshusels would be done as frequently as an in-person play and actors would learn what issues they might have and how to solve them. 


Distractions 

Sometimes they are distractions from people doing things remotely and actors would improvise why others are hearing these things. Again if they are not comfortable with improve they would think of something ahead of time(we all know what have in our houses i.e if you own a dog).  


Audaince Rules

Audience members could use emotes and type things like "LOL" in the chat, this could be like a real player. They can't chit-chat or comment accisivly. They would not be allowed unmute. In the end, they could turn on the webcams and show themselves clapping while on mute. Admins(like the director) would toggle Gallery view(or ask the audience to do so), that way on actors are on stage. 


Pricing 

The producers would decide the price, I have no suggestions. 


Leaving/entering the scene 

People would leave the scene by turning off their mic and webcam and enter by turning them on again. They could be called away for some reason and talk later.


Scenes 

The play would take place as a long teleconference and like a real teleconference, they would be no 'scenes'. The director would break up the "scene" by different lines of inquiry or if people leave or enter. 

Props 

They is little need for props, just as you don't start waving your mouse around at a real teleconference. A few small props would be nice and they could even be household items or even an ordinary backyard stick if an agent is in prehistorical times. 



!!!!SPOILERS!!! 

The Ending

In the end, one of the agents would be the one who changed history. Hints to this and why he or she did it would be stated throughout the inquiry. For the last part, they would be interference and some of the videos would go down(webcams off but not mics), the actors would then act a "radio drama" style "scene" of the bad agent being apprehended. ("Hay let go of me!" "Your coming with us!", that sort of thing). Someone would say "The End" and the actors would then give a nod(sort of bow) in front of their webcams. 


A surprise

If possible two of the agents(whose actors could live in the same household) would meet up, that is one would "jump" to the time the other is in. 


That is they would start acting in separate rooms but then be acting in the same space. The only reason for doing this is the audience won't expect it and it would add realism. It would be completely optional. 














Saturday, January 1, 2022

2021 year end summery

Cool things from 2021:

-> I got a part-time ($25/hour) job at https://www.mybenetech.com/. 

-> https://blog.jamiemarchant.ca/2021/04/library-fan-timeline.html (I did that FanFest thing virtually by the way and people did not expect it, it was creative and a wone a prize) 

-> Other post: 

Video benchmark pass by a longshot(POSSIBLE SESHERIE WARNING)
Any interesting story

Interesting local history thing I found: 



Joke I told:
Sherif: This town aren't big enough for the two of us.
Theif: Then maybe we should make a bigger town!

"In a world where you can be anything... be kind!" -- sign in the children's section at... well you know... the library!


"We are here to help patrons and answer questions and no one, either with or without a disability, should ever worry about asking questions." -- A Libary Staff Member


This is a lot of fun


This game was a lot of fun, I played it when I got a switch. 

This is a historical bundle 

-> I bought a Nintendo Switch a few weeks after I started my job. 








Saturday, January 2, 2021

2020 post

 Here are some cool things I did in 2020(in no order): 

Stately Homes -Mom and I saw a great weekly documentary where a guy visits stately homes in Britan, it was very interesting to see how the other half lives. Sidenote: the guy made a lot of faux pas like touching glasses after being told not to or asking to sit on a chair reserved for the king. 


Virtual Murder Mystery Party - Halton Hills Public Libary's Murder Mystery Night was a one-off, so it was a positive surprise when I attended a virtual one via Greuph Public Libary. We took turns asking/answering questions in character, no single character had all the info but together the murder mystery was unfolded. People wore costumes and used virtual backgrounds if they computers supported it. The detective in our group was Justin Case! Her custome was a kid's firefighter hat! (So note someone afraid of looking silly.) I played a corner and had just come from work so had plastic gloves on. They were not the really tight kind so I could take them off, off-camera to use my computer as needed. Another person whose character was named Gabby was an exterminator and her outfit was complete with an "oversized" nametag. ("oversized", so it would be visible even in grid view and when compressed online). The whole thing was a blast and I hope I can do something like it again! 


Kahoot(Virtual Trivia) - Kahoot Trivia quizzes are a blast! I did not think I would find it so fun. It's interesting to see what I know and at Grupl Public Libary we are allowed to unmute in between questions to talk about the subject or make silly comments(like "Of course I know that one!")  

Leh Rereine Quest - I am Game Master(host) for an RPG(virtual) for my friend's daughter and her friends. They are around 10 so all my content has to be kid-friendly but some of my favorite games are, including Kindom Hearts so I am having a blast with that. One session involved my pointing my webcam for pieces of paper and saying "He clones himself and says guess which one of me is real!" then I moved the paper like one of those carnival games with the cups. At another part, I pointed in a direction and the kids leaned in that direction. Also, they were a lot of Libraries in the game and even a Libary Thrills Reine(spell). 


Shirt - I got a shirt that says "Honarary Librarian" as a Christmas Present. 


Halloween - Got some great photos here. 


Now some of my favorite Facebook highlights and other links:

"The love we found we carry with us so we are never really alone" - Muppet Christmas Carel







^ Libary post 

I have dreams about libraries sometimes... though I guess that does not surprise anyone 

other 






That was NOT me! 


"I woke up in bed one day.... which is a good place to do that in!" - Lazy Game Reviews

Bi

"Do you think firefighters are scared? Of course, they are! They would not be very good at their job if they were not! The important thing is they act in spite of their feer!" - Ron Marchant(my Dad)



Review of Libary backpack: https://youtu.be/u1brgFMyT8c

 A Silly improvised story: https://youtu.be/KQQ1hZZDVeA

I found an installer that played music when you installed it(it on was floppy), I would put the video here on my blog but I uploaded it directly to Facebook so that's very hard.  

Review of A Night To Remember: https://youtu.be/1u1h-QNj9VQ

Curling Take Out Waight Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=701khfqDifE&feature=youtu.be

I got some epic Super Hero music early this year, again I can't share it on this blog.

Mr.Bean's diary review: https://youtu.be/7fJ58ZGjY0U

That moment when you take a sip of water and then discover "oh yeah I made cold tea" ~P

Fan Fast look back(LONG) - https://youtu.be/CiOcflV2vvU

Whenever I get bad customer service I now think, "why can't they behave like the Libary!


"You haven't been to the library in 2 days are you sick?" -- my friend's daughter(February) 

Caller:
This is David of the vehicle vehicle vehicle *click?*
Me:
This is Jamie of the house house house.


fsfdsfdsfThat moment when you take a sip of water and then discover "oh yeah I made cold tea" ~P







Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Things I won from the library

To expand on my Facebook post here are more details on what I one, let me know on the post if you want to see pictures of the things I have not shared their: 

Green Libary bag and Fandom goodies - From FanFest and "My Hero Academia Themed", it came with a lot of goodies including a cool graphic novel where a woman is destined to marry a talking bull. (it was a sample copy the library was given). I one it cause I had the best Adult FanFic for 2019. Read my FanFic Here.
Chance:
My chances of winning were unknown since entries(and number of) and judging were private.

Purple Libary Beg - One of those cool begs with all the words on it, Thrills is absent but it's purple(the color of Thrills Gum), so that's worth it!
Odds: Contests are normally every Friday on Facebook, you can enter as many times as you want. Odds are the number of participants which is normally 20 -30 people. (So like rolling dice if you keep playing you will win eventually)
Fun Fact! 
Wone during the 2020 pandemic when only holds pick up was allowed put on the shelf next to my hold with an elastic band -- clever! 


Purple Libary Beg AND Mug - The beg looks like the other one and the mug says the name of the library and part of the slogan "Innovation, Imagination, Opportunity", the full slogan is "Worlds of Innovation, Imagination, Opportunity within our doors"(or something like that). Chance - Enteries were public Facebook posts and they were only two so we both won. 

Beg of culture days stuff - My most recent winnings are a beg of culture stuff including Hisilon Gallery postcards and beg. I once it cause I participated in a thing where you check off the Culture Days things you did in town.(I even forget they was contest)  It was filled with sports stuff(balls, frisbee, etc) for some odd reason. (maybe cause some of the activities where outside related) Chance - No way to tell, since enteries were not public. 








Saturday, October 17, 2020

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker Review(contains spoilers)

WARNING: I've decided to best give my opinion on this film I will have to "spoil" some things. My opinion without spoilers is this film is ok but not worth seeing unless you're into "so bad it's great".(which I am) Also, I assume you've seen the original trilogy and the other films in the new trilogy, so with that out of the way lets begin: 


Story 

It's a typical Star Wars story, nothing special in that regard. Palpatine(the big bad guy with the lightning we thought was dead in Episode 6) is back and they are very little explanations as to why except that he just is! This really bothers me cause now anyone good or bad can die and they may not be completely dead, so how can I care about the characters good or bad if they come back to life for no good reason? I don't even think this is "so bad it's good", it's just bad. 


Action

You don't watch Star Wars for the story(at least I don't) but the cool action sequences. This time the movie tries too hard to be cool, a character shoots people behind his back perfectly without looking, Rey and Kilo Ren fight over a medium-sized spacecraft using the force from a distance away, that sort of thing. I know Star Wars has it's moments but this is pushing from the cool fantasy relm into the cheesy/silly relm, all these moments, were so bad they made me laugh. The silliest one is when Kilo Ren steals a neckless from Rey when Shes on one world and he is on his spaceship I don't know how far away!? The worst part is why couldn't Jedi Master Luke use this new force power we have never seen before to take the Wayfinder or dagger they spent a lot of the movie trying to find! Hilariously bad! 


When the movie is not trying to do something over the top, it's actually good but those moments are too rare to sit through the whole thing. (you have to be into this "so bad it's a good" thing) 


Music and sound 

Not any better or worse than any other Star Wars film. 

Acting 

I think lines are well delivered, they are just bad lines! 

Lasting Appeal 

I don't think I need to see this movie again, it's not that terrible! 

Visuals 

I've seen better in a Star Wars film but I did not think they were "bad". The spaceship battles were worse than a good episode of the TV show The Orvel which is very disappointing considering Star Wars should have a bigger budget. 

Overall 

As I said the movie is good if your into "It's so bad it's great" and if that is not you skip it, don't even bother borrowing it from the library. I definitely would not buy it, most city/town libraries probably have a copy. 

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Tips for working for home

Tips for working for home from someone who works this way on a regular bases:

  • Don't worry about being distracted, it happens in the office too. If you get too distracted you can always do extra work to "make up for lost time", as you settle into working from home, you will find yourself being distracted less.  
  • When you start your workday, use an environment on your computer that is distraction-free, so shutdown any messaging programs you have, only keep the email up you use for work or ignore all none-work messages. Turn off your cell phone, unless your boss needs you to have it on. 
  • Take breaks every so often and walk around your house. 
  • Give yourself enough time for your computer to startup, it's easy to think "I am at home, so I can get to work fast" but this is a mistake even I make. It takes time for your computer to start. 
  • Freel free to listen to music, so long as this does not distract anyone, you have to try and see how well it works for you. Unlike in the office, you can listen to anything you want and you won't disturb others. 
  • Close your door, if they are other people in the house that might distract you. 
  • Work in whatever space is most comfortable  
  • Some people work better when they wear work cloaths but this is not the case for me. You have to try it and see what works for you. 
  • Of course, talk to your boss and see what advice or requirements he/she might have. 
  • Service like Zoom/Skype/Google Hangouts is glitchy even when everything is open. 
  • You might feel some agoraphobia or fear of large spaces, so it's important to get outside from time to time. Virtual Reality is a good cure and if you don't have it yourself I am sure the library will be running VR programs in the Summer and Fall. 
  • Your boss can't see what your up too, or if your delayed, so make sure you check in often. I write my boss a progress email at least once a day and an "I understand this" ever time he gives me new instructions. 
  • Make sure you and your team are on the same page about things. There is nothing worse then doing the wrong thing cause your not on the same page.